as horrid as it sounds the man actual had some music careerIt could well be. I just shudder at the though of Shatner signing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner's_musical_career
top tv shows NEVER MADE...
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Oh, perhaps. But not necessarily as we'd recognize them, after a certain point, though.
King Thomas
Banned
Goodfellas-A documentary about have a go heroes
Wolf Creek Pass-Surprisingly good film based on the song of the same name
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down-Film about John Brown's attempt to start a Virginia slave rebellion
Convoy-Follows an aid convoy into Syria.
Madagascar : Escape 2 Africa -Follows refugees escaping from a country so dreadful that even mainland Africa is seen as an improvement
A Hard Day's Night-Follows people who work on the night shift
Wolf Creek Pass-Surprisingly good film based on the song of the same name
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down-Film about John Brown's attempt to start a Virginia slave rebellion
Convoy-Follows an aid convoy into Syria.
Madagascar : Escape 2 Africa -Follows refugees escaping from a country so dreadful that even mainland Africa is seen as an improvement
A Hard Day's Night-Follows people who work on the night shift
Thomas & Friends - The story of an autistic boy and the world around him.
Neon Genesis Evangelion - Follows the workings of a neon sign company and its employees.
The Big Bang Theory - A group of neighborhood kids experiment with fireworks to see which is the loudest.
Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace - The Republic finds itself at war with an army of ghosts.
Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - Bowling night takes an interesting turn when Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he's his father.
Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens - After slumbering for millions of years, the Force awakens and trillions discover they are Force-Sensitive. The Imperial Remnant, under the leadership of Darth Krayt, seeks to convert these new Force users into a massive Sith army to wipe out the New Republic and Luke Skywalker's New Jedi Order, all the while butting heads with other Imperial factions.
Adventure Time - A boy and his talking dog travel through history to set time right after a malevolent force called The Lich tampers with history, which results in Operation: Barbarossa being successful and Nazi Germany becoming unstoppable.
Neon Genesis Evangelion - Follows the workings of a neon sign company and its employees.
The Big Bang Theory - A group of neighborhood kids experiment with fireworks to see which is the loudest.
Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace - The Republic finds itself at war with an army of ghosts.
Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - Bowling night takes an interesting turn when Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he's his father.
Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens - After slumbering for millions of years, the Force awakens and trillions discover they are Force-Sensitive. The Imperial Remnant, under the leadership of Darth Krayt, seeks to convert these new Force users into a massive Sith army to wipe out the New Republic and Luke Skywalker's New Jedi Order, all the while butting heads with other Imperial factions.
Adventure Time - A boy and his talking dog travel through history to set time right after a malevolent force called The Lich tampers with history, which results in Operation: Barbarossa being successful and Nazi Germany becoming unstoppable.
Gan
Banned
Pocket Monsters - Anime based around the popular Pocket Monsters Virtual Pet Games. In a world where hologram technology brings the monsters to life a Pocket Monsters crew, known as the Red Trainers, travel across the world to compete in tournaments to become the Master of Monsters.
Shadow Creatures - In the fictional Kingdom of Osiris (loosely based on Ancient Egypt), at the age of 15, every person gains the ability to summon Shadow Creatures; monsters from another realm. Three childhood friends, Atem, Mana, and Seto, gain the ability to summon three entities known in legends as the Divine Beasts. They soon find themselves as the Kingdom's only hope in the war against the Dark King Bakura.
The Simpsons - A sitcom following a middle class family in Springfield, Oregon. The series ended in 2008 when the youngest girl, Maggie Simpson, graduated from high school and moved off to college.
The Griffins - A spinoff of The Simpsons, created in 2013, centered around Peter and Lisa Griffin (formerly Lisa Simpson) and their children.
Warcraft - A sci-fi set in a galaxy called the Twisting Nether. The Human-Elvish Alliance and the Orc Empire are faced with an existential threat from the Burning Legion; an artificial intelligence that seeks to destroy all life in the galaxy.
Shadow Creatures - In the fictional Kingdom of Osiris (loosely based on Ancient Egypt), at the age of 15, every person gains the ability to summon Shadow Creatures; monsters from another realm. Three childhood friends, Atem, Mana, and Seto, gain the ability to summon three entities known in legends as the Divine Beasts. They soon find themselves as the Kingdom's only hope in the war against the Dark King Bakura.
The Simpsons - A sitcom following a middle class family in Springfield, Oregon. The series ended in 2008 when the youngest girl, Maggie Simpson, graduated from high school and moved off to college.
The Griffins - A spinoff of The Simpsons, created in 2013, centered around Peter and Lisa Griffin (formerly Lisa Simpson) and their children.
Warcraft - A sci-fi set in a galaxy called the Twisting Nether. The Human-Elvish Alliance and the Orc Empire are faced with an existential threat from the Burning Legion; an artificial intelligence that seeks to destroy all life in the galaxy.
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me A Spear (ITV, 2002 - Present) - fifteen Z list celebrities (consisting mainly of reality TV 'stars', Premier League centre backs of the 1990s, former lad mag models, former soap actors, people from US reality TV who aren't famous enough for the US version of I'm A Celebrity and people who got through to the later rounds of the X Factor) spend several weeks living in the back garden of a hotel in Australia. Each week the public vote on who will be chosen for 'The Trial'. This consists of being put into a 35 x 35 foot pit with a different wild animal each week. A second vote is then carried out on whether the 'celebrity' should be given a spear to defend themselves. The rest of the camp only eat if the chosen celebrity survives.
The survivors get to cross the iconic rope bridge back to 'civilisation' in the final episode of each series, little knowing that they've actually been living in the back garden of Hotel Rwanda and they and their families are to be hacked to death by Hutus with machetes as a backdrop to the end credits.
Presented by Ant and Dec, probably with David Walliams involved somewhere.
Mex Factor (ITV, 2004 - Present) - a selection of talentless members of the public audition in front of the most evil man in the world, a sexually predatory leprechaun, Skeletor in a terrible wig and a random, mildly talented, music 'star' through a series of auditions in cities around the UK. Anyone who auditions despite a very clear lack of talent is handed over to a Mexican cartel with a note from the Federales thanking them for their recent information on drug dealers in their area. The winner gets a shot at Christmas number 1 and a guaranteed three year contract on the lucrative Hull-Rotterdam run as well as a chance to enter I'm A Celebrity in 2034.
Presented by Ant and Dec. David Walliams turns up at some point.
Poker Face (ITV, 2006 - 2007) - Z list celebrities (consisting mainly of reality TV 'stars', Premier League centre backs of the 1990s, former lad mag models, former soap actors, people from US reality TV who aren't famous enough for the US version of Poker Face and people who got through to the later rounds of the X Factor) take part in a poker tournament. Those who lose are strapped to a trolley and have a red hot poker pushed through their face by a celebrity guest. Taken off the air after just two episodes of the second series after Little Mo from Eastenders took over 48 minutes to push a white hot steel bar through Ollie Murs' forehead while vomiting 17 times, leading to literally some complaints about cruelty to dumb animals.
Presented by David Walliams with commentary by Ant and Dec.
Britain's Got Combatants (ITV, 2007 - Present) - a selection of street dancing groups, average at best singers, dancing f*cking dogs and old people looking for an excuse to get out of the home for the day audition in front of the most evil man in the world and three other judges without a single flicker of talent between them. The winner gets to fight to the death with a Roman/Celtic/Medieval/Saxon reenactor in front of whoever HM the Queen sends to take her place at the Royal Variety Performance at the Albert Hall.
Presented by Ant and f*cking Dec. David f*cking Walliams is probably one of the judges.
The survivors get to cross the iconic rope bridge back to 'civilisation' in the final episode of each series, little knowing that they've actually been living in the back garden of Hotel Rwanda and they and their families are to be hacked to death by Hutus with machetes as a backdrop to the end credits.
Presented by Ant and Dec, probably with David Walliams involved somewhere.
Mex Factor (ITV, 2004 - Present) - a selection of talentless members of the public audition in front of the most evil man in the world, a sexually predatory leprechaun, Skeletor in a terrible wig and a random, mildly talented, music 'star' through a series of auditions in cities around the UK. Anyone who auditions despite a very clear lack of talent is handed over to a Mexican cartel with a note from the Federales thanking them for their recent information on drug dealers in their area. The winner gets a shot at Christmas number 1 and a guaranteed three year contract on the lucrative Hull-Rotterdam run as well as a chance to enter I'm A Celebrity in 2034.
Presented by Ant and Dec. David Walliams turns up at some point.
Poker Face (ITV, 2006 - 2007) - Z list celebrities (consisting mainly of reality TV 'stars', Premier League centre backs of the 1990s, former lad mag models, former soap actors, people from US reality TV who aren't famous enough for the US version of Poker Face and people who got through to the later rounds of the X Factor) take part in a poker tournament. Those who lose are strapped to a trolley and have a red hot poker pushed through their face by a celebrity guest. Taken off the air after just two episodes of the second series after Little Mo from Eastenders took over 48 minutes to push a white hot steel bar through Ollie Murs' forehead while vomiting 17 times, leading to literally some complaints about cruelty to dumb animals.
Presented by David Walliams with commentary by Ant and Dec.
Britain's Got Combatants (ITV, 2007 - Present) - a selection of street dancing groups, average at best singers, dancing f*cking dogs and old people looking for an excuse to get out of the home for the day audition in front of the most evil man in the world and three other judges without a single flicker of talent between them. The winner gets to fight to the death with a Roman/Celtic/Medieval/Saxon reenactor in front of whoever HM the Queen sends to take her place at the Royal Variety Performance at the Albert Hall.
Presented by Ant and f*cking Dec. David f*cking Walliams is probably one of the judges.
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It could well be. I just shudder at the though of Shatner signing.
Shatter signing ? I wonder if it's possible to do Iambic Pentameter in ASL.
i know that most of the posts on this thread are satirical in nature, but there are a few on here that go into some serious depth. In the spirit of that, i'm working on a sequel series to "Castle". If anyone has any ideas to contribute, shoot me a message
Mikhails navy: yet another show about Russian nuclear submarines. It followed a submarine flotilla led by commander Mikhail.
Your Highness (2011)
A historically inaccurate biopic parody about Queen Elizabeth II, condemned universally by British television critics. Banned in several Commonwealth countries.
A historically inaccurate biopic parody about Queen Elizabeth II, condemned universally by British television critics. Banned in several Commonwealth countries.
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That would be a film then; if it's condemned by movie critics. And, therefore, outside the scope of this thread.
Message me if you want the detailsAlexis and Hayley solving crimes?
Dragonborn
Released in November 2011 to coincide with the launch of the Skyrim video game, Dragonborn is now in its fifth season of exploration and adventure, with the Producers not seemingly in a hurry to end the tale. Like many of the game's players, the warrior Dragonborn - played by Chris Hemsworth, with his rouge-ish Orc companion Ulrag gro-Khan (played by Jason Momoa) are a long way from confronting the World Eating Dragon Alduin (Idris Elba). Noted for its top flight guest stars and semi-regulars such as Mark Hammill as Paarthurnax, Helen Miriam as Delphine, Lucy Lawless as Uthgerd the Unbroken, Jeff Bridges as Ulfric Stormcloak, Micheal Gambon as Kodak Whitemane, Rona Mitra as Mjoll the Lioness, Lawrence Makoare as Chief Yamarz, Ian McShane as Jarl Balgruuf, Lynda Carter as Maven Black-Briar, Jim Carey as Sheogorath, and infamously a heavily made up Tom Cruise as Lokir the Horse thief.
Some of the game's voice actors have even reprised their part in the live action show, such as Claudia Christian as Legate Rikke, or Christopher Plummer as Arngeir, Michael Hogan as General Tullius, or Max Von Sydow as the Blade researcher Esbern.
Promised guest stars for Season Seven include the long awaited appearance of Vin Diesel as Ghorbash the Iron Hand, and Hugh Laurie as the Jarl of Markarth. With the lands of the Skyrim DLC untouched yet in the show, there is plenty of Questing left for Dragonborn to do!
Released in November 2011 to coincide with the launch of the Skyrim video game, Dragonborn is now in its fifth season of exploration and adventure, with the Producers not seemingly in a hurry to end the tale. Like many of the game's players, the warrior Dragonborn - played by Chris Hemsworth, with his rouge-ish Orc companion Ulrag gro-Khan (played by Jason Momoa) are a long way from confronting the World Eating Dragon Alduin (Idris Elba). Noted for its top flight guest stars and semi-regulars such as Mark Hammill as Paarthurnax, Helen Miriam as Delphine, Lucy Lawless as Uthgerd the Unbroken, Jeff Bridges as Ulfric Stormcloak, Micheal Gambon as Kodak Whitemane, Rona Mitra as Mjoll the Lioness, Lawrence Makoare as Chief Yamarz, Ian McShane as Jarl Balgruuf, Lynda Carter as Maven Black-Briar, Jim Carey as Sheogorath, and infamously a heavily made up Tom Cruise as Lokir the Horse thief.
Some of the game's voice actors have even reprised their part in the live action show, such as Claudia Christian as Legate Rikke, or Christopher Plummer as Arngeir, Michael Hogan as General Tullius, or Max Von Sydow as the Blade researcher Esbern.
Promised guest stars for Season Seven include the long awaited appearance of Vin Diesel as Ghorbash the Iron Hand, and Hugh Laurie as the Jarl of Markarth. With the lands of the Skyrim DLC untouched yet in the show, there is plenty of Questing left for Dragonborn to do!
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