Plot twist: Nixon didn’t resign over Watergate ITTL; he resigned the day after that got leaked to the press.And here we have the moment Nixon's career was doomed ITTL. No Republican would stand by him after he called Bill a 'beady-eyed freak.'
That "noise" is Bill pulling out a knife.NIXON: Don’t fucking look at me like that.
[noise]
NIXON: Alright, alright, you beady-eyed freak, I’ll send the help in with some lettuce or something. Goddamn.
Short, and to the point! I love it!! And if the public found out about it, SNL would have a ton of material to use...
It was late at night, but Gerald Ford was still awake. There was so much on his mind. Nixon, Vietnam, the Soviet Union, Inflation, the vast power he now possessed.
He got out of bed, careful not to disturb Betty, and left the bedroom. Perhaps a midnight stroll would clear his mind…
His foot caught something, and he tripped forwards. Something hard and round hit him in the gut, flipping him as he fell. He wound up splayed on the flour, his head ringing.
Gingerly lifting himself he looked back and saw Sailor Bill, looking entirely placid.
"Oops."
Just to try to resurrect a small part of Gerald Ford's legacy, he was a star football player and had the chance to go pro. Tripping over an oversized turtle isn't in the same range of hits he absorbed. Bill might be in more danger.His foot caught something, and he tripped forwards. Something hard and round hit him in the gut, flipping him as he fell. He wound up splayed on the flour, his head ringing.
There are a few things to consider:Just to try to resurrect a small part of Gerald Ford's legacy, he was a star football player and had the chance to go pro. Tripping over an oversized turtle isn't in the same range of hits he absorbed. Bill might be in more danger.
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Damn Reagan why change something was working?by solar panels, but those were removed during the Reagan Administration before eventually being returned during the Obama years. Other modifications have been made.
The Eisenhower-era structure would be donated to the Smithsonian, where it was the subject of a jurisdictional fight between the Museum of Natural History and the Museum of American History.
Nah, Bill’s a dude. I think you’re confusing this for a part at the beginning where it’s explained that the sailor who found Bill didn’t actually know how to determine the gender of a tortoise and just guessed, with The White House only getting it confirmed later.I thought the Tortoise was a female? Why the continued use of a male pronoun to describe her?
Also one of his stunt doubles in Hollywood is femaleNah, Bill’s a dude. I think you’re confusing this for a part at the beginning where it’s explained that the sailor who found Bill didn’t actually know how to determine the gender of a tortoise and just guessed, with The White House only getting it confirmed later.
It's almost OTL; Carter had the White House roof fitted with solar panels (not IIRC power panels, thermal ones for the heating/cooling system) and Reagan upon taking possession had them ripped out.Damn Reagan why change something was working?
Holy Zeus
History of American Protest
Online discussion (2 pts)
Today's reading covered the history of Sailor Bill in protest movements, from the Cold War until the present day. Please write a response analyzing the roles Sailor Bill has played. Be sure to reply to someone else's comment as well.
Elmer M: Sailor Bill occupies an awkward psyche in the world of protest against the American government. He is at once a symbol of the American government, but also of America as a concept. Sailor Bill has emerged as a powerful part of both American culture and counterculture. Protests surrounding Sailor Bill can be divided into three separate types. Symbolic, using Bill as a way to call attention to an issue. Offensive, attacking Bill as part of the United States Government. And Defensive, accusing the Government of dishonoring Sailor Bill.
Three of the prime examples of symbolic protests against Sailor Bill came during the Reagan administration. As per the reading, activists dumped red paint in him while he was at the National Zoo, protesting Reagan's ambivalence towards AIDS. At the White House Easter Egg Roll, activists unfurled an anti-apartheid banner in front of him before being tackled by the Secret Service. And in 1986 an antisemitic visitor was bitten by Bill while trying to draw a swastika on him with a Sharpie. Only one line was completed, thankfully. These examples highlight the symbolic power of Sailor Bill. As a national symbol, any protest that impacts him is national news. Thus, protesters use him as a billboard, like graffiting the White House.
Offensive protests view Sailor Bill negatively, often viewing him as reflective of American Imperialism. He was, after all, taken without any permission from a South American Island and brought to the United States by a fleet showing American might. As such he is occasionally burned in effigy. People who believe in those 'reptile people control the world' theories probably wouldn't like him, byt there weren't any sources in that reading. Offensive protests are controversial, even among groups doing the protesting, and not just because they fear backlash. The question "Will Sailor Bill be killed as Revolutionary Justice" has been the cause of at least two splits between leftist groups, and has been known to cause discourse on social media.
Defensive protests take the exact opposite view of Sailor Bill, instead they view him as unjustly used for political ends by the government. This most obviously crops up when he is utilized for military recruitment, but also occurs in other areas. Secularist groups, for example, have protested his prominence at the Easter Egg Roll and Tree Lighting. Defensive protesters can often have signs saying "Bill Says Hands Of Our Medicare" or something along those lines. The common phrase 'the only honest man in Washington isn't a man at all' encapsulates this sentiment neatly.
Christian C: Interesting perspective! I do wonder where a group like PETA's protests against Sailor Bill would fall. They certainly are defensive of him, but it has little to do with Government policy, just that he is a captive animal.
Bobby O: I agree.
Julian T: Great Analysis Elmer!
Eve W: I do think all of these are reflective if his symbolic value. Oppositionists see him a symbol of American tyranny, Supporters see him as a positive symbol, of American ideals. But he’s a symbol for everyone.
I am away from my computer at the moment, but I now have the urge to open Photoshop and create a “This Machine Bites Nazis” bumper sticker with Sailor Bill on it.And in 1986 an antisemitic visitor was bitten by Bill while trying to draw a swastika on him with a Sharpie.