As Dreamers Do Part Deux

Entertainment News for Early March 2009 (Part 2)
  • Entertainment News for Early March 2009 (Part 2)

    Notable sketches on the March 7, 2009 episode of
    Saturday Night Live
    - Lacey Chabert as Blanche Boudreaux, Tina Fey as Amy Pascal and Bill Hader as Bruce Timm in a sketch that portrays Pascal as the Overgrown Hall Monitor enforcing an unfair dress code at Columbia-Tristar Animation.
    - Bob Costas, as himself, sits down with Brian Burke (Darrell Hammond) and Tiffany Disney (Ellen DeGeneres) to discuss the Mighty Ducks' insane trade for Henrik Lundqvist (Will Forte).

    Michael Jackson meets with Maricopa County officials on at least 4 parcels of land for a proposed indoor theme park. Glendale, Peoria, Tempe and Phoenix proper are among the candidates.
    - The Arizona Republic

    The Sports Page
    Goalie Swap Aftermath
    James Duthie:
    "Last night at the Staples Center, Henrik Lundqvist shut out the Kings 12-0 in his first road game as a Mighty Duck. Kings fans booed their own team as they skated to the tunnel when the game finally ended. Meanwhile in New York, JS Giguere continues to struggle in net for a Ranger squad who have now lost six straight at Madison Square Garden to the Islanders."
    - TSN

    MLB Spring Training

    CC Sabathia signs a one-year contract with the Brooklyn Dodgers. Last season with the Hollywood Stars, Sabathia gave up the World Series clinching walk-off home run by Devil Rays slugger Evan Longoria.
    - ESPN

    Montreal Expos acquire Ichiro for a 2 year, $20 million USD deal.
    - ESPN

    Padres skipper Bruce Bochy says it's too early to decide if Brian Wilson or Tim Lincecum will be on the mound for Opening Day.
    - The San Diego Union-Tribune

    Marlins owner Mickey Arison joins the groundbreaking ceremony on a new ballpark to be built on the site of the former Miami Arena on First Avenue. Opened in 1988, the old arena was home to the Miami Heat of the NBA and the Florida Panthers of the IHL until both teams moved together to the Burger King Arena along Biscayne Bay in 2000. The new Marlins ballpark should be up and running by Opening Day 2012.
    - The Miami Herald
     
    References to Tiffany Disney in Non-Disney media as of 2009
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    PHOTO: Tiffany Disney in the backyard of her San Diego mansion circa 2008 (San Diego Union-Tribune)

    References to Tiffany Disney in Non-Disney media as of 2009
    1990:
    The George Liquor Program (Miramax Television): Becky Billionaire is drawn with a skirt short enough for the viewer to see her diaper at all times. When this aired, Tiffany was only seven, but her incontinence issues had already been leaked to the press a year or so earlier.

    2001: Spy Kids (Touchstone Pictures): Juni (Daryl Sabara) calls Carmen (Alexa Vega) "Tiffany Disney," referring to Carmen's use of diapers at night. Carmen's bedwetting was hinted at earlier in the film through dialogue by Ingrid and Gregorio (Carla Gugino and Antonio Banderas respectively).

    Early 2000's: Fairly Odd Parents (Cartoon Network): Chloe Carmichael, a new neighbor for Timmy, is revealed to have been born with disabilities similar to Tiffany's.

    Fall 2008: Grey's Anatomy (Touchstone Television): Lexie Grey (Chyler Leigh) and Christina Yang (Sandra Oh) decide to wear diapers on the job. Another character says "When did Tiffany Disney start working at this hospital?," to which Lexie responds with her "Kiss my butt" monologue.

    March 2009: Played by Ellen DeGeneres on an SNL Weekend Update sketch in which Tiffany, Brian Burke (Darrell Hammond) and Henrik Lundqvist (Will Forte) are interviewed by Bob Costas after the Ducks' big splash at the trade deadline.​
     
    Entertainment News for Mid-March 2009
  • Entertainment News for Mid-March 2009

    Yesterday, Walt Disney, Jr. was on hand for the topping-out ceremony for the Buena Vista Hotel & Casino, under construction on the former site of the Stardust.
    - The Las Vegas Review-Journal

    Roseanne Barr confirms that an eight-episode revival of her 90's sitcom Roseanne will air on the Miramax Network (formerly AEG TV) later this fall.
    - TV Guide

    20th Television and Legendary Multimedia both pick up distribution for the second season of Silent X, which will air on FX in the Spring of 2010. Legendary will compensate Columbia-TriStar Television for distribution for Season 1 episodes that will air on XYZ in April.
    - Variety

    Lionsgate reaches a compromise with USA Cartoon Express to move Totally Spies from its current Action Extreme Team afterschool timeslot to a primetime timeslot on the Bullet Train block. USA released a statement saying that this decision was made amid pressure from FART and One Million Moms to tone down the series' depiction of various fetishes.
    - The Hollywood Reporter

    The Sports Page

    Steven Cohen becomes the new owner of Madison Square Garden. Cohen's bid to buy MSG Holdings, the parent company of the Knicks and Rangers, was approved by the commissioners of both the NHL and NBA. Cohen says that because of the controversy over the Henrik Lundqvist trade which sent the star goalie to San Diego at the deadline, Rangers general manager Glen Sather and head coach Tom Renney would both be fired at the end of the season.
    - ESPN

    Canadians United for Normal Television, FART's cousin north of the border, has been ordered to pay more than $555 million CDN after a Toronto judge defended CBC's airing of Tiffany Disney and Joyce Chung's victory kiss right after the Mighty Ducks of San Diego won last year's Stanley Cup.
    - TSN
     
    Spring 2009 Movies
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    Paul Blart: Mall Cop
    Released by Columbia Pictures

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    Hotel for Dogs
    Released by Touchstone Pictures
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    Released by 20th Century-Fox

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    Notorious
    Released by Paramount Pictures under the MTV Films label
    ITTL, the third act deals with Biggie Smalls (Jamal Woolard) squashing the East/West beef with 2Pac (Anthony Mackie). Still alive after 1997 ITTL, Biggie must also cope with a sudden decline in radio play, sagging concert attendance and lower album sales when the Backstreet Boys and other sugary artists eclipse the gangsta rap genre on the Billboard charts.

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    Race to Witch Mountain
    Released by Walt Disney Pictures​
     
    Coraline (2009 Film)
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    Coraline
    Released by Walt Disney Pictures on March 20, 2009

    Produced in stop motion animation by
    Laika

    Based on the book by
    Neil Gaiman

    Voice talents
    Same as OTL

    Executive Producers
    Henry Selick
    Tim Burton
    Rick Heinrichs
    Will Vinton​
     
    2009 NBA and NHL Playoff Seeds
  • 2009 NBA and NHL Playoff Seeds

    NBA

    SeedEastern ConferenceWestern Conference
    1Cleveland CavaliersSan Diego Clippers
    2Boston CelticsDenver Nuggets
    3Orlando MagicDallas Mavericks
    4Atlanta HawksPortland Trailblazers
    5Philadelphia 76ersPhoenix Suns
    6Chicago BullsHouston Rockets
    7Detroit PistonsSan Antonio Spurs
    8Toronto DragonsMinnesota Timberwolves

    NHL
    SeedEastern ConferenceWestern Conference
    1Boston Bruins (Northeast)San Jose Sharks (Pacific)
    2Washington Capitals (Central)Vancouver Canucks (Northwest)
    3Pittsburgh Penguins (Atlantic)Chicago Blackhawks (Midwest)
    4Charlotte Checkers (Southeast)Colorado Rockies (Frontier)
    5Detroit Red WingsSt. Louis Blues
    6Atlanta FlamesLas Vegas Silver Knights
    7Philadelphia FlyersLos Angeles Kings
    8Montreal CanadiensMighty Ducks of San Diego
     
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    Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009 Film)
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    Hannah Montana: The Movie
    Released by Touchstone Pictures on April 10, 2009

    Produced by
    Nickelodeon Movies
    It' a Laugh Productions

    Cast and Crew
    Same as OTL

    Notes
    - This is actually the second film to feature the Hannah Montana character. A concert movie, Best of Both Worlds, featuring Miley Cyrus performing both as herself and her Hannah characer, was released by Touchstone the previous year.
    - The Movie's theatrical release date coincides with the 21st birthday of Emily Osment's older brother Haley, who has a brief cameo ITTL.
    - To promote the movie and the upcoming Kids Choice Awards, Miley and Emily both went on a behind the scenes tour of the Sempra Energy Center in San Diego, where the KCA will be held in June.
    - Henson vice president Lisa Henson announced during the film's premiere that Michael Poryes, the show's co-creator, would be among several candidates that could become the new head of Nickelodeon.​
     
    Entertainment News for Mid-April 2009 Part One
  • The Sports Page
    NFL Draft
    1) New York Giants

    Matt Stafford; QB, Georgia
    2) Brooklyn Jets
    Mark Sanchez; QB, USC

    NHL Semifinal Matchups
    East

    (1) Boston Bruins (Rask, Savard, Chara, Lucic) vs. (5) Detroit Red Wings (Osgood, Datsyuk, Lidstrom, Zetterberg)
    (2) Washington Capitals (Ovechkin, Backstrom, Semin, Jose Theodore) vs. (3) Pittsburgh Penguins (Crosby, Kessel, Fleury)

    West
    (2) Vancouver Canucks (Sedin twins, Naslund, Luongo) vs. (8) Mighty Ducks of San Diego (Lunqvist, Selanne, Getzlaf, Perry)
    (3) Chicago Blackhawks (Khabibulin, Toews, Kane, Campbell) vs. (4) Colorado Rockies (Brodeur, Parise, Elias, Gionta)

    NBA Semifinal Matchups
    East

    (1) Cleveland Cavaliers (LeBron) vs. (6) Chicago Bulls (Derrick Rose as a rookie)
    (2) Boston Celtics (Pierce) vs. Atlanta Hawks (Chris Bosh)

    West
    (1) San Diego Clippers (Kobe, AI) vs. (7) San Antonio Spurs (Duncan, Ginobili, Parker)
    (3) Dallas Mavericks (Dirk) vs. (5) Phoenix Suns (Nash, Gasol)
     
    Entertainment News for Mid April 2009 (Part Two)
  • Entertainment News for Mid April 2009 (Part Two)

    TriStar Pictures releases the final trailer for The Super Smash Bros. Movie on April 10th, the same day as the 21st birthday of actor Haley Joel Osment, who voices Link in the upcoming film.
    - Access Hollywood

    TBS+Paramount settles out of court with Blanche Boudreaux on retroactive residuals from episodes of Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, The Loud House and Arthur which she had worked on between 2001 and '05. To attend yesterday's hearing, Boudreaux was granted a waiver from Passages Malibu, where she is currently undergoing treatment for alcohol abuse and workplace stress.
    - Variety

    Rick Sigglekow, the Disney Channel's new president, confirms that the Disney Channel and Toon Disney will each receive retools in order to make each network more competitive with Nickelodeon, the Cartoon Network and Festival.
    - G4 Attack of the Show

    In Moscow, Vladimir Putin rolls out the red carpet for Butch Hartman, the newest member of Soyuzmultfilm.
    - CNN on UPN

    Disney to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Disney-Fox Studios Theme Park with a two-hour special edition of the anthology series.
    - The Hollywood Reporter

    The Sports Page
    New MSG owner Steven Cohen promised sweeping changes to the Rangers and Knicks front offices. GM Glen Sather and head coach Tom Renney were both fired from the Rangers amid the controversy over the Henrik Lundqvist trade that sent the star goalie to San Diego. Cohen says he hopes to get current Atlanta Flames executive Don Waddell to become his new GM and John Tortorella to become the new head coach. As for the Knicks, Cohen has yet to comment about the futures of both GM Donnie Walsh or head coach Mike D'Antoni.
    - ESPN

    The World League of American Football approves of the sale of the Paris Phantoms to French film studio Gaumont.
    - ESPN
     
    Entertainment for Late April/Early May 2009
  • Entertainment for Late April/Early May 2009

    Rumor:
    Paul Reubens enters negotiations with CBS Discovery to bring Pee Wee's Playhouse to Oaxis with new episodes.
    - Variety

    The Disney family wins an injunction against TBS+Paramount to prevent a scheduled Adult Swim reairing of an infamous 2002 Celebrity Deathmatch episode in which Trey and Tiffany Disney faced off against Paris and Nicki Hilton. After the episode originally aired on MTV, its then-parent company Turner Broadcasting was sued by both the Disney and Hilon families for misappropriation of name and likeness.
    - The Hollywood Reporter

    Rumor: Lionsgate shopping Totally Spies to other networks citing creative differences with USA Cartoon Express.
    - The Hollywood Reporter

    TBS+Paramount executive Geraldine Laybourne confirms Butch Hartman will not be compensated for future reruns or projects related to Fairly Odd Parents or Danny Phantom, citing the current Hollywood embargo on Russia.
    - The New York Times

    The Sports Page
    Major League Baseball announces that in 2010, the Florida Marlins and Tampa Bay Devil Rays will face each other in the first MLB game to be played in Havana since the decades-long embargo on Cuba was lifted.
    - ESPN
     
    Flash Gordon (2009 Movie)
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    Flash Gordon
    Released by Universal Pictures through Peacock Releasing on May 15, 2009

    Produced in association with
    King Features Syndicate

    Based upon characters created by
    Alex Raymond

    Directed by
    Louis Leterrier

    Screenplay by
    Zak Penn

    Executive Producers
    Kevin Feige
    Gale Anne Hurd

    Music
    Brian Tyler

    "Flash" from the 1980 version performed by Queen, remixed new additional lyrics by Adam Lambert and David Bowie

    Main Cast
    Chris Evans as Flash Gordon
    Thora Birch as Dale Arden
    Stanley Tucci as Dr. Hans Zarkov
    Natalie Portman as Princess Aura
    Jackie Chan as Ming the Merciless
    Brian Cox as General Klytus
    Monica Belucci as General Kala
    Brian Blessed as Vultan
    Taylor Kitsch as Prince Barin

    Main Notes
    Freddy Mercury's vocals for the 2009 remix of the "Flash" song are still intact. Lambert and Bowie complement Freddie with their vocals.
    Brian Blessed is one of few cast members from the 1980 version who came back to play their old roles 29 years later.​
     
    Entertainment News for Mid May 2009
  • Entertainment News for Mid May 2009

    Ahead of E3, Midway Games released a trailer for its new unlicensed hockey video game Hitz the League. The over the top, arcade style game will now allow players to Slash opponents and fight in line brawls. You can even kick an opponent in the face with your skate. The game is expected to receive an M rating from the ESRB
    - G4 Attack of the Show

    In Moscow's Red Square, Vladimir Putin hosts a parade just for Ray Spum and Butch Hartman, the newest acquisitions for Soyuzmultfilm.
    - CNN

    President Obama signs the Gus St. Pierre Act into law, adding further protections to make sure child actors' Coogan accounts cannot be exploited by their patents or guardians.
    - CNN

    The Sports Page
    Ahead of the NHL Draft Lottery, the New York Rangers hire Mighty Ducks executive Brian Burke as their new general manager. The Rangers have also hired John Tortorella as their new head coach. Meanwhile in San Diego, Tiffany Disney will promote scouting director Garnet "Ace" Bailey to succeed Burke as her GM.
    - ESPN
     
    Star Trek (2009 Film)
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    Star Trek
    Released by RKO Radio Pictures through Peacock Releasing on May 22, 2009

    Directed by
    Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

    Executive Producers
    JJ Abrams
    Alex Kurtzman
    Jeffrey Chernov

    Screenplay by
    Alex Kurtzman
    Roberto Orci

    Music by
    Michael Giacchino

    Main Cast
    Same as OTL​
     
    Entertainment News for Early June 2009 (Part 1)
  • Entertainment News for Early June 2009 (Part 1)

    The Sports Page
    Stanley Cup Finals Schedule
    All games carried by NBC in the US and CBC in Canada
    Vancouver Canucks vs. Detroit Red Wings
    Games 1 and 2:
    Lionsgate Place
    Games 3 and 4: Joe Louis Arena
    If Necessary
    Game 5:
    Lionsgate Place
    Game 6: Joe Louis Arena
    Game 7: Lionsgate Place

    NBA Finals Schedule
    All games carried by ABC
    Phoenix Suns vs. Cleveland Cavaliers
    Games 1 and 2:
    Quicken Loans Arena
    Games 3 and 4: US Airways Center
    If Necessary
    Game 5:
    Quicken Loans Arena
    Game 6: US Airways Center
    Game 7: Quicken Loans Arena

    WLAF Playoff Seeds
    North AmericanEuropean
    Portland Breakers (Coastal Division Champs)Rhein Fire (Metropolitan Division Champs)
    Baltimore Ravens (Seabaord Division Champs)London Monarchs (Capitol Division Champs)
    Arizona Wranglers (Frontier Division Champs)Amsterdam Admirals
    Memphis Pharaohs (Central Division Champs)Paris Phantoms
    Los Angeles AvengersBerlin Ogres
    Kentucky StingersStockholm Kraken
    Vancouver OrcasRome Centurions

    Wild Card Games
    June 6-7, 2009

    (7) Rome Centurions at (2) London Monarchs (June 6, FX)
    (6) Stockholm Kraken at (3) Amsterdam Admirals (June 6, TBS)
    (7) Vancouver Orcas at (2) Baltimore Ravens (June 6, UPN)
    (5) Berlin Ogres at (4) Paris Phantoms (June 7, TNT)
    (6) Kentucky Stingers at (3) Arizona Wranglers (June 7, Fox)
    (5) Los Angeles Avengers at (4) Memphis Pharaohs (June 7, Fox)

    Semifinal Round
    Lowest seed at (1) Rhein Fire (June 13, FX)
    Lowest seed at (1) Portland Breakers (June 13, TNT)
    TBD at TBD (June 14, UPN)
    TBD at TBD (June 14, Fox)

    Conference Championships
    European (June 20; FX)
    North American (June 20; TNT)

    2009 World Bowl
    June 27 at Stadio Olimpico in Rome
    Carred in the US by Fox
     
    Watchmen (2009 Film)
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    Watchmen
    Released by Luxor Pictures on June 5, 2009

    Based upon characters created by
    Dave Gibbons
    Alan Moore

    Cast and Crew
    Same as OTL

    Notes
    The reason Watchmen came out a few months later than OTL was because of extensive reshoots that had to be done when the MPAA gave the initial cut an X-rating.​
     
    Entertainment News for Early June 2009 (Part 2)
  • Entertainment News for Early June 2009 (Part 2)

    SBC confirms it has big plans to commemorate the 30th season of Wednesday Night Hockey. However, fans couldn't wait to uncork the champagne. One such fan uploaded a montage on YouTube featuring various sponsors that have graced the weekly NHL national telecasts throughout the years.

    Jim Gordon
    1980:
    "Tonight's game is brought to you by Budweiser. Hockey fans, this Bud's for you!"

    Bob Miller
    1981:
    "By Allstate Insurance Companies, who reminds you that You're in good hands with Allstate!"
    1982: "By Atari. Have you played Atari today?"
    1983: "By K-Mart. We've got it good!"
    1984: "By Pan-Am Airlines, who reminds you the skies are no longer the limit!"
    1985: "By Sears, your headquarters for official NHL team merchandise."

    Mike "Doc" Emrick
    1986: "By Kellogg's Corn Flakes. The best to you each morning!"
    1987: "By Nike. Just Do It!"
    1988: "By Budweiser, proud sponsor of the 1988 US Olympic Team!"
    1989: "By Ford and your Ford dealer. Have you driven a Ford...lately?"
    1990: "By Coors Light. The Silver Bullet is the right beer now!"
    1991: "By Kentucky Fried Chicken. Nobody's cooking like today's KFC!"
    1992: "By Circuit City, where service is state of the art."
    1993: "By Coca-Cola Classic. Always tough, always Coca-Cola!"
    1994: "By Pontiac. We Build Excitement!"
    1995: "By Dockers. Hey, nice pants!"
    1996: "By Jack in the Box. Watch out, Mac. Jack's Back!"
    1997: "By Miller Lite. When it's game time, it's Miller Time!"
    1998: "By Commodore computers, who encourages you to Think Different!"
    1999: "By Jeep. There's only one!"
    2000: "By Pringles. Once you pop, the fun won't stop!"
    2001: "By Verizon. We never stop working for you!"
    2002: "By Gatorade Fierce. So bold, it's fierce!"
    2003: "By McDonald's. I'm lovin' it!"
    2004: "By Ford Trucks. Built Ford Tough!"
    2005: "By Burger King. Home of the Whopper."
    2006: "By Walt Disney World resort, where dreams come true!"
    2007: "By Staples. That was easy!"
    2008: "By Nissan. Innovation that excites."
     
    Entertainment News for Early June 2009 (Part 3)
  • Entertainment News for Early June 2009 (Part 3)

    Rumor:
    Lionsgate is shopping Totally Spies to other networks amid a bitter dispute with USA Cartoon Express over the show's "kinky" content.
    - Variety

    Saban Metromedia says it is consulting with an outside marketing firm to review and possibly rebrand Spike TV amid critics calling the network's programming "patently lowbrow and chauvinistic." Last year, an attempt to rebrand the maligned Spike as the New Line Channel was aborted due to an online fan petition.
    - The Hollywood Reporter

    Legendary Multimedia and the WGBH Educational Foundation announce that Cartooning Made Easy will resume production after Blanche Boudreaux's recovery from alcohol abuse.
    - Entertainment Tonight

    CBS Discovery and Hasbro have both been ordered by a Los Angeles judge to pay Blanche Boudreaux 3% of the residuals and advertising revenue generated from future episodes of the Saturday morning megahit My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
    - The New York Times

    Peacock's (NYSE: NBC) stock price drops from $60 to $48 a share amid rumors of Lionsgate transferring the rights to Totally Spies from USA Cartoon Express to either Animax, Adult Swim or Nick at Nite.
    - CNBC

    Columbia-Tristar Television officially begins production of the Gidget reboot in Laguna Beach. Ashley Tisdale was greeted by a huge crowd when she arrived for her first day of filming. It is still unclear who will play the Big Kahuna, a character that will serve as Gidget's mentor to help her navigate through the ups and downs of surfing culture. Dwayne Johnson, Temuera Morrison and Jason Scott Lee are among the names rumored to be attached to the project. Gidget will launch in Fall 2010 on Oaxis.
    - Access Hollywood
     
    This Just In (June 11, 2009)
  • This Just In
    TBS+Paramount, parent company of [adult swim], has reached a deal with Lionsgate and USA Cartoon Express (USACX) parent company Peacock. Effective immediately, TBS+Paramount will buy out the remaining three seasons of Totally Spies, compensating Peacock at a price tag of $33 million USD.

    In the past year, Vancouver-based Lionsgate, which owns the North American rights to the French cartoon, found itself in a bitter creative feud with USACX over the show’s depiction of various fetishes, some of which drew the ire of moral watchdog groups such as the Federation of Americans for Responsible Television, Britons Opposing Offensive Broadcasting, Canadians United for Normal Television, Australians for Sensible Shows and Decency In Cartoons for Kids.
    Variety; June 11, 2009
     
    Updated Sports Championship Winners as of June 2009
  • Super Bowl Winners as of 2006
    ITTL, the AFL-NFL Merger was delayed because then-NFL Commissioner Pete Rozelle tried for a few years to absorb the CFL but went three-and-out thanks to a steady defense by Ottawa lawmakers. ABC started Monday Night Football the same year as OTL, alternating between AFL and NFL matchups while slowly incorporating interleague play.

    Prior to the 1976 season, the winners of an AFL/NFL playoff faced the CFL's Grey Cup winner in what was known as the Gold Cup.

    TTL's Super Bowl trophy is named the John Madden trophy, after Madden led the Raiders to two straight Super Bowl wins.


    I (1977; Los Angeles): Oakland Raiders over Minnesota Vikings
    II (1978; New Orleans): Oakland Raiders over Los Angeles Rams
    III (1979; Miami): Pittsburgh Steelers over Dallas Cowboys
    IV (1980; Los Angeles): Pittsburgh Steelers over Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    V (1980; New Orleans): San Diego Chargers over Dallas Cowboys
    VI (1982; Detroit): San Francisco 49ers over San Diego Chargers
    VII (1983; Los Angeles): Washington Heroes over Miami Dolphins
    VIII (1984; Tampa): Los Angeles Raiders over Washington Heroes
    IX (1985; Palo Alto): San Francisco 49ers over Miami Dolphins (ABC's first Super Bowl)
    X (1986; New Orleans): Chicago Bears over New England Patriots
    XI (1987; Los Angeles): New York Giants over Denver Broncos
    XII (1988; San Diego): Washington Heroes over Cleveland Browns
    XIII (1989; Miami): San Francisco 49ers over Cincinnati Bengals (SBC's first and only Super Bowl until 2002; NBC regained the AFC from SBC from 1990-97)
    XIV (1990; New Orleans): San Francisco 49ers over Cleveland Browns
    XV (1991; Tampa): Buffalo Bills over New York Giants (Norwood missed the first kick, but the Giants were called for 12 men. Norwood got a second chance and didn't miss)
    XVI (1992; Minneapolis): Buffalo Bills over Detroit Lions
    XVII (1993; Los Angeles): Dallas Cowboys over Houston Oilers
    XVIII (1994; Atlanta): Miami Dolphins over San Francisco 49ers (That's right! Marino got a ring ITTL!)
    XIX (1995; Miami): San Francisco 49ers over Pittsburgh Steelers
    XX (1996; Phoenix): Cleveland Browns over Dallas Cowboys
    XXI (1997; New Orleans): Carolina Panthers over Jacksonville Jaguars (Fox's first Super Bowl)
    XXII (1998; San Diego): Denver Broncos over Green Bay Packers (NBC's last Super Bowl ITTL)
    XXIII (1999; Miami): Minnesota Vikings over Denver Broncos
    XXIV (2000; Atlanta): Los Angeles Rams over Houston Oilers
    XXV (2001; Tampa): Los Angeles Rams over Indianapolis Colts
    XXVI (2002; New Orleans): Los Angeles Rams over Indianapolis Colts (SBC's first Super Bowl since regaining the AFC from NBC)
    XXVII (2003; San Diego): Tampa Bay Buccaneers over Las Vegas Raiders
    XXVIII (2004; Houston): Houston Oilers over Los Angeles Rams
    XXIX (2005; Jacksonville): Philadelphia Eagles over Pittsburgh Steelers
    XXX (2006; Detroit): Las Vegas Raiders over Atlanta Falcons
    XXXI (2007; Miami): New Orleans Saints over San Diego Chargers
    XXXII (2008; Phoenix): Arizona Cardinals over Indianapolis Colts
    XXXIII (2009; Las Vegas): Philadelphia Eagles over San Diego Chargers

    Most of the NBA's championship winners have been the same as OTL until 1991. Since then...
    1991: Rockets over Pistons (First Finals for NBC)
    1992: Rockets over Cavaliers
    1993: Rockets over Knicks
    1994: Knicks over Spurs
    1995: Suns over Magic
    1996: Sonics over Magic
    1997: Utah Raptors over Miami Heat
    1998: Pacers over Utah Raptors
    1999: Spurs over Magic
    2000: Lakers over Nets
    2001: Lakers over 76ers
    2002: Royals over 76ers (NBC's Last Finals)
    2003: 76ers over Mavericks (ABC's First Finals)
    2004: Suns over 76ers
    2005: Spurs over Heat
    2006: Timberwolves over Cavaliers
    2007: Suns over Cavaliers
    2008: Pistons over Suns
    2009: Cavaliers over Suns

    Stanley Cup winners since Gretzky joined the Kings...
    1989: Atlanta Flames over Winnipeg Jets
    1990: Los Angeles Kings over Boston Bruins
    1991: Los Angeles Kings over Pittsburgh Penguins
    1992: Pittsburgh Penguins over Los Angeles Kings
    1993: Montreal Canadiens over Los Angeles Kings
    1994: New York Rangers over Seattle Thunderbirds (Last Stanley Cup shared by SBC and ABC)
    1995: Colorado Rockies over New York Rangers (Fox's first Stanley Cup)
    1996: Cleveland Moondogs over Mighty Ducks of San Diego
    1997: Colorado Rockies over Detroit Red Wings
    1998: Detroit Red Wings over Oklahoma Twisters
    1999: St. Louis Blues (Play Gloria!) over Buffalo Sabres
    2000: Detroit Red Wings over Colorado Rockies
    2001: Mighty Ducks of San Diego over Washington Capitals
    2002: Detroit Red Wings over Colorado Rockies
    2003: Mighty Ducks of San Diego over Ottawa Senators
    2004: Tampa Bay Lightning over San Jose Sharks
    2005: Tampa Bay Lightning over Las Vegas Silver Knights (NBC's first Stanley Cup)
    2006: Edmonton Oilers over Atlanta Flames
    2007: Buffalo Sabres over San Jose Sharks
    2008: Mighty Ducks of San Diego over Pittsburgh Penguins
    2009: Vancouver Canucks over Detroit Red Wings

    World Series Winners Since 1985
    1985: Kansas City Monarchs over St Louis Cardinals
    1986: Brooklyn Dodgers over Boston Red Sox (Buckner still costs Boston this series)
    1987: Minnesota Twins over Detroit Tigers
    1988: Oakland Athletics over Hollywood Stars (A's struck out Kirk Gibson to win it)
    1989: Oakland Athletics over San Francisco Seals (Game 3 rescheduled because of the Loma Prieta earthquake) (ABC's last World Series until 1994)
    1990: Cincinnati Reds over Oakland Athletics (CBS's first World Series)
    1991: Minnesota Twins over Toronto Blue Jays
    1992: Toronto Blue Jays over Atlanta Braves
    1993: Toronto Blue Jays over Philadelphia Phillies (CBS's last World Series)
    1994: Montreal Expos over Cleveland Guardians (ABC's first World Series since '89; Last until 2008)
    1995: Seattle Mariners over Atlanta Braves
    1996: Atlanta Braves over New York Yankees (Fox's first World Series; Game 6 was the Braves' last game at Fulton County Stadium. The team rebranded as the Hammers to honor Hank Aaron the following season)
    1997: Florida Marlins over Cleveland Guardians
    1998: San Diego Padres over Cleveland Guardians (Walk off home run by Tony Gwynn won it for San Diego)
    1999: New York Yankees over Atlanta Hammers (NBC's last World Series until 2007)
    2000: New York Yankees over Brooklyn Dodgers (Fox's first World Series as the exclusive home)
    2001: Arizona Diamondbacks over New York Yankees
    2002: Los Angeles Angels over San Francisco Seals
    2003: Florida Marlins over New York Yankees
    2004: Boston Red Sox over St Louis Cardinals
    2005: Los Angeles Angels over Houston Astros
    2006: Boston Red Sox over Hollywood Stars (Fox's last World Series)
    2007: Boston Red Sox over Arizona Diamondbacks (NBC's first World Series since 1999)
    2008: Tampa Bay Devil Rays over Hollywood Stars (ABC's first World Series since 1994)
     
    USFL and WLAF Champions As of 2009
  • USFL/WLAF Champions since 1983.

    USFL Era.

    After the 1984 season, the Helmsley family who owned the-then New Jersey Generals, pushed for a move from spring to fall. That move was rejected unanimously by the other USFL owners, most notably, Tampa Bay Bandits owner John Bassett, who passed away a couple years afterward.

    1983 (Denver): Michigan Panthers over Philadelphia Stars
    1984 (Tampa): Philadelphia Stars over Arizona Wranglers
    1985 (East Rutherford): Philadelphia Stars over Los Angeles Express
    1986 (Jacksonville): Tampa Bay Bandits over Arizona Wranglers
    1987 (Birmingham): Philadelphia Stars over Denver Gold
    1988 (Oakland): Philadelphia Stars over San Antonio Texans

    After the 1988 season, the USFL rebranded as the World League of American Football to reflect its expansion to Europe. Barcelona, Frankfurt, London, Amsterdam and Rhein were the first teams to be added across the pond. The Los Angeles Express changed their name to the Avengers and the New Jersey Generals rebranded as the New York/New Jersey Knights. Both name changes were the result of changes in ownership.

    WLAF World Bowl Winners since 1989.
    1989 (Orlando) Birmingham Maulers over Michigan Panthers

    The Maulers, led by quarterback Ben Bennett, tried to hand this game to Michigan several times, but they couldn't pull it off. Birmingham led 21-20 when Michigan needed a field goal from Novo Bojovic for the win. Sadly for Detroit fans, the kick sailed wide right.

    1990 (Los Angeles) Arizona Wranglers over Philadelphia Stars
    Technically, this game was played in Pasadena. The Avengers played at the Memorial Coliseum and didn't use MCA Stadium/Amblin Field in Chavez Ravine until 2000. Even today, the MLB Angels still get priority over the NFL Rams for calendar dates because both share the parking lot. Anyways, the Wranglers finally triumphed over an aging Star squad that beat them twice in the championship game during the USFL era. Ex-Sun Devil Anthony Parker intercepted Chuck Fusina before the half and the Wranglers never looked back. Arizona won 38-21.

    1991 (London) London Monarchs over Los Angeles Avengers
    For the Avengers, the "Brothers Allen" Marcus and Damon were feared on both sides of the pond during the regular season. But in the World Bowl, the Avengers were dissaembled by a Monarch squad who lost only once the whole year. London would win at Wembley 38-14.

    After the 1991 season, the Arizona Wranglers, who had been playing at Sun Devil Stadium since '83, moved to Las Vegas fearing irrelevance as the MLB Diamondbacks and Arena League Rattlers were due to arrive in Maricopa County the next spring. The Wranglers would return to Arizona in 2005, albeit in Tucson.

    1992 (Toronto) Oakland Condors over Orlando Thunder
    David Archer for Oakland and Scott Mitchell of Orlando combined for 500 passing yards, but only the Condors could bring the big crystal thingy to the East Bay.

    1993 (Barcelona) Orlando Thunder over San Antonio Texans
    This was one of the more forgettable World Bowls, with the Thunder steamrolling the Texans 63-0 at Montjuic Stadium.

    1994 (San Antonio) Baltimore Ravens over Frankfurt Galaxy
    Linebacker OJ Brigance was the locker room leader for the Ravens. The Galaxy had fired Jack Elway and brought in Ernie Stautner after the first four games of the season. A 1-3 start turned into a wild card spot, with the Galaxy upsetting the heavily favored Barcelona Dragons at Montjuic Stadium in the first round. The Galaxy then warped past the NY/NJ Knights at the Meadowlands in the next round. But in the World Bowl, the Galaxy fell into a black hole, with the Raven defense sacking Mike Perez 18 times. Baltimore would go on to win in a 28-0 shutout. Future college coach Nick Saban served as an assistant to Ted Marchibroda on the Raven staff.

    1995 (Amsterdam) Oklahoma Outlaws over Amsterdam Admirals
    The Outlaws, led by future Rams and Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner, played through 1995 with heavy hearts. A memorial sticker was added to the Outlaws helmets in May of 1995 after the Oklahoma City Bombing. Late in the fourth quarter, Will Furrer connected on a play action pass to Sanjay Beach to give the Admirals a 17-13 lead. With four minutes to go, Kurt Warner calmly marched the Outlaws down the field. A pick-six by Ron Carpenter on Second and Goal was called back for pass interference and the Outlaws got a second chance. Warner handed off to Shaumbe Wright-Fair on third down but was stuffed by Jonathan Kirksey at the one. The Outlaws used their last time out and on fourth down, Warner won the game for Oklahoma on a quarterback sneak 24 to 17. By the way, future Sooner coach Bob Stoops was defensive coordinator on Al Luginbill's staff in Amsterdam.

    1996 (Edinburgh) Scottish Claymores over Oklahoma Outlaws
    Yo Murphy and Scott Couper each scored two touchdowns in a flurry of offense. Kurt Warner wasn't gonna go quietly into the night, launching an aerial assault of his own in the second half. Scotland led 42-35 late in the fourth quarter, but the Outlaws marched down the field in the last five minutes. Warner's final pass of the game, intended for Darrick Branch (nephew of Cliff), was intercepted by George Coghill in the endzone. Scotland held on to win the shootout 42-35.

    1997 (Mexico City) Oklahoma Outlaws over Barcelona Dragons
    La'Roi Glover, then the Dragons' leading defensive tackle, led the WLAF in sacks. But the Outlaws' offensive line wouldn't let him touch Kurt Warner once.

    1998 (Frankfurt) Rhein Fire over Portland Breakers
    Fire vs. Water basically. Except Manfred Burgsmueller at age 48 was able to kick the game winning field goal and win the World Bowl for the Rhein Fire 23-20.

    1999 (Dusseldorf) Oakland Condors over Barcelona Dragons
    Lawrence Phillips' finest hour as a pro. But the Dragons would suffer defeat 19-17 at the hands of Pat Barnes and the Condors.

    2000 (Las Vegas) Los Angeles Avengers over Rhein Fire
    A LOL-fest that was won by Tommy Maddox and the Avengers at the new domed stadium across the freeway from the Strip.

    2001 (Amsterdam) Baltimore Ravens over Barcelona Dragons
    This snoozefest was won by Baltimore with their defense once again making the quarterback piss his pants. The victim this year was Tony Graziani for Barcelona, who was sacked 20 times to set a World Bowl record that still stand. Ravens won 48-0.

    The 2000 and 2001 World Bowls were blowouts.

    Tom Brady joins the Amsterdam Admirals in 2000 after a point-shaving scandal at Michigan sank his NFL draft stock.
    2002 (Mexico City):
    Amsterdam Admirals over Portland Breakers
    2003 (Glasgow): Amsterdam Admirals over San Antonio Texans
    2004 (Vancouver): Amsterdam Admirals over Los Angeles Avengers
    Al Davis was in Vancouver for the 2004 World Bowl. After the game was over and the TV coverage ended, Davis summoned Brady's agent to the Plaza of Nations on Pacific Boulevard outside BC Place. It was there that the three time World Bowl winner pledged his Committment to Excellence.

    2005 (Dusseldorf) Barcelona Dragons over Memphis Pharaohs
    Memphis, who finished last in their division the year before, benefitted from tons of lucky bounces that went their way. Sadly, Matt Nagy's passing attack for Barcelona was one riddle the Pharaohs couldn't solve.

    2006 was the first year of the WLAF's three conference alignment.
    2006 (Chicago) Arizona Wranglers over Frankfurt Galaxy

    Kliff Kingsbury's finest hour as a player. Somehow, someway, he outdueled Galaxy QB JT O'Sullivan to win this game 27-17.

    2007 (Paris) Arizona Wranglers over Scottish Claymores
    Kingsbury once again led the Wranglers to a World Bowl triumph. The day after the game, the Wranglers took out a full page ad in every Arizona newspaper showing an Arizona state flag flying from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

    Since then, Kingsbury has joined the Denver Broncos of the NFL. As a result, the French spectators who went to see his World Bowl performance have now organized the Bronco fan club in Paris.

    2008 (Memphis) London Monarchs over Jacksonville Tomcats
    It was the Tomcats first World Bowl since moving from St. Louis to Jacksonville in the swap that saw the erstwhile Jaguars of the NFL resurface under the Gateway Arch as the Sorcerers. The Tomcats made it this far in spite of well-known locker room cancer Terrell Owens. The Monarchs' secondary kept TO quiet for most of this World Bowl, treating the Liberty Bowl crowd to a British Beatdown.
     
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